My curly hair is thick, long, wiry, frizzy, akin to wearing a heating pad on my head and neck. But if I cut my locks short, they are kinky,
frizzy, thick, and untamable. When I had
short hair, I struggled to keep it in some form of a style (this was before
flat irons, which I’m convinced were a gift from God himself. They basically fry your hair into submission). Instead of obeying my futile attempts at
control with aqua net and hair gel, my hair would immediately curl and frizz
the moment I walked out my front door.
The Oklahoma humidity shows no remorse.
The protection provided by the dry air within a home with central air
conditioning was only temporary, and just as my glasses would fog up upon
walking outside, so my hair would frizz.
I remember driving to work after painstakingly working to get my hair
under control, blasting the car air conditioning with the vents turned on my
hair. I seemed to think that would
protect it from the humidity. But it
never did.
When I wear it long, the weight of my hair allows the curls to fall in
a spiral instead of a tight curl against my head. I learned in high school that taming this
mane is a full time job and I’m much too lazy for it. So it has been kept long for many years now.
Another bonus of having these tresses is that I shed constantly. In the shower I can barely tug on the ends of
my hair and pull out a handful of hair that has already detached and is waiting
for freedom. My husband is disgusted by
the piles of hair that collect in the corners of the tub (yes, I do eventually
collect them all and throw them away). I have to clean out the drain every few days. Ponytails
are a saving grace for me, as they pull hair away from my face and they hold in
those loose strands. A bald man would gasp
at the hair I waste.
My hair gets everywhere in the house—even in places you don’t think it
could get. Also, we have a yellow lab
who sheds worse than I do. And we have 2
long haired cats that shed. Basically,
my house is full of hair of every color.
My wood floors—okay, fake wood floors—are dark, so they show all dust
particles. I can sweep the floor and as soon as the
vacuum is put away, there is more hair and dust. Using a broom gathers the big clumps of hair and
dust, but the teeth in the broom merely disperses the individual hairs in a
more random pattern than before. So it
feels very futile. Keeping the hair off
the floor is an unending feat that I have learned to not worry about too much. Dust Bunnies, as I have always heard them
called, are an unending saga.
One day, Jeff made a comment about the ever-growing ghost turds. Um, excuse me? Did you say ghost turds? He said that in the military they were
referred to as ghost turds. Why ghost
turds? He’s not sure, except to ask, “Have
you ever seen one form? No? Then how do they form? They are turds of ghosts.” Sadly, I think this sounds more realistic
than dust bunnies. My husband, who likes
order, is learning to let go of the
ghost turd issues. He is learning that
he may win a battle or two, but he cannot win that war. And
some wars are not worth winning. They
call for more frustration and effort than is truly worth spending. Sometimes, we have to raise that white flag
and say, “meh. You win this time. I’ll battle you next week. But this week, well, my family time comes
first.”